Thursday 13...words I've learned lately

1. EMAIL BANKRUPTCY :: When you have so many emails you don't even try to sort through them...just trash them all and start over.


2. MYSPY :: Going on MySpace and checking out all your exes, former bosses, the high school quarterback...


3. DICK FLICK :: The opposite of a CHICK FLICK


4. DRUNK CATCHER :: Trip spots on the side walk


5. FLOORDROBE :: Clothes strewn about the room, usually on the floor.


6. BREAK YOUR CRAYONS :: Ruin your whole day.


7. VEGI-CURIOUS :: Trying to be a vegetarian.


8. TRUTHENIZE :: Telling someone a painful truth


9. HOSTAGE LUNCH :: When the company has lunch brought in to be nice...but really it's to keep you working.


10. BLOGORRHEA :: blog posts that say nothing...just posting for the sake of posting


11. GOOGLE DRIFT :: When you start searching for something and all of the sudden, it's 2 hours later.


12. DEAD FROG :: Mooning...to the front. I guess junk up against a window must look like a dead frog...maybe if they manscape...


13. EARJACKING :: Someone who hijacks conversations...