Thursday, August 23, 2007

Thursday 13 :: Unsolicited Advice

Everyone loves to tell me what to do...and so...I thought, hey, let's see if Google knows any better than the rest of the general hoo-hahs...

Thirteen Things Jenna Needs to do...

  1. Jenna Needs To Stop. Probaby should stop playing with Google. Yes, I know. Thanks.

  2. Jenna needs to get a stairmaster pronto!!!! How RUDE!!!!!

  3. Jenna needs to do some serious soul-searching. Yes...I think it is at the bottom of a tub of movie theater popcorn...

  4. Jenna needs to like herself again. Again? I like myself's the hoo-hahs that have issues.

  5. Jenna needs to eat a taco. OK

  6. Jenna needs to stay out of the sun. Oh...I see...Google is affiliated with Sunset Tan...

  7. Jenna needs to find out how much notice we need to give our landlord before moving out. I am NOT moving.

  8. Jenna needs to wrap herself in bubblewrap. Kinky!

  9. Jenna needs to realize that she is now the co-mayor of skank town along side of Trishelle. Hey's just bubblewrap!

  10. Jenna needs to go read and understand the three laws of thermodynamics before making stupid-ass comments like that. WOW. Google did well on the SATs.

  11. Jenna needs to sort out what happened and deal with this new reality. Oh, and I was just getting used to the old reality.

  12. Jenna needs to make the decision based on whether the odds are acceptable to her, not whether they're acceptable to me. See... this is exactly how advice gets when it goes on too long...convoluted.

  13. Jenna needs to regroup herself and figure out what is the best next step for her... remember she's more of the model than a beauty queen!

Now you do it...come on....take a minute from your TT rounds and GoogleHack for some unsolicted's got to be better than mine...unless you too share a name with a porn star!

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

1. WendyWings
2. Susan Helene Gottfried
3. Joely Sue Burkhart
4. Ann Aguirre
5. Starrlight
6. Tempest Knight
7. Jenna Bayley-Burke
(leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)


WendyWings said...

Jenna needs to realize that she is now the co-mayor of skank town along side of Trishelle. Hey's just bubblewrap!

Ok SOOOOOOOOOOOOO bizarre you got this one, the Jenna here is Jenna Lewis from "Survivor" and I was part of the show that her and Trishelle did which is what this quote is referring to ROTFL
Jenna hooked up with another cast member , one Trishelle had already "been" with on her show.
I actually QUIT my job after this show it was that bad HAHAH

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

I did Google myself like that once. The results weren't even interesting!

Happy TT!

Ann Aguirre said...

This is too funny.

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Joely needs to do a list like this someday. Happy TT!

Starrlight said...

Those are funny! Jenna would definitly get you some odd results ;)

Tempest Knight said...

*LOL* This is too funny!